Me: Can I ask you for some more water?
Waiter: Sure, anything else? Heads shake as he walks his adorable ass away.
Mclo: Your hand in marriage...?
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Me: I don't know how I'd manage with a shrink in the beginning. I'd be so paranoid that everything I tell them slots me into a generalization. And I don't like them thinking about me as the girl who 'xyz.' I don't want to be one of many. I want to be one of one.
Goldrick: Yeah, that's called 'favorite child syndrome.'
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Me: You know, I was thinking about it. You're so lucky. You don't have to worry about another gender. There's no question in your mind like, "ohh he's a MAN."
Matthew: Right. It's more, "ohh, he's a dumbass."
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2 comments:
love love love.
i think you meant to say: "as he walks his [probably FRENCH] adorable ass away".
le ass adorable.
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